Monday, June 28, 2010

Eviction Notice...

30 Day Eviction Notice!

**(I saw this on another blog and thought it was cute. I just had to share)

My Dearest Baby Boy,

Your current eviction date of July 28, 2010 (to the elation of your grandfather---being that it is his birthday and you are being named after him) has been set for the past 240 days. In the past few months, I understand that you have become extremely comfortable in your current dwelling. Unfortunately, I need to discuss some of the key points of your lease with you.

The 4:30am dance parties were not discussed in your lease, and they've been doing damage to the walls.

The blockage of a numerous amount of pipes and the leaking of others has to be put to an end!

Also, as far as adding square footage to the dwelling, we discussed a reasonable addition. You have surpassed that by much more than we discussed.

I have prepared another home for you to reside, so don't let house hunting be the reason you stay. Should your eviction date come and pass, please note that I will use forceful measures to remove you. I would like for this transition to be as painless and quick as possible. Please don't make this any harder than it has to be.

Love,
Moma

5 comments:

Lynz said...

Oh, Debbie, this is so cute! I'm excited for you! Andrew was due July 22nd and born on the 6th, so maybe the heat will kick things into gear?

Good luck and love!

Lauren said...

Pretty funny!

Charlie said...

LOL! Loved reading that I thought it was soo funny. I hope he does as you say. :)

Missy said...

LOL!!! Hysterical! I'm ready to write one myself, although i have 4 more weeks to wait than you. Hang in there, Kitten. My heart totally goes out to you cuz I'm feelin' it too.

Marissa said...

LOVE this!!! It is exactly how I felt at the end. I wish you all sorts of good baby vibes for a smooth awesome delivery!